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tags: #me

timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet






tags: #me
waddup

waddup



"why aren’t you sleeping?"

"why aren’t you sleeping?"



sleeping beauty

sleeping beauty



tis is me in a better state than a couple nights ago. Oh boy.

tis is me in a better state than a couple nights ago. Oh boy.



tis is me afetr a couple of beers. 

tis is me afetr a couple of beers. 






tags: #me #football
person: how are you
me: my football club lost
person: ok but apart from that
me: no you dont understand


shylocks:

if english isn’t your first language but you think and dream in english and sometimes have to mentally translate from english to your first language when speaking it as a consequence of your consistent exposure to the internet clap your hands



le-vieux-piano:

maruizrico baby gurl

PUG QUEEÉ

le-vieux-piano:

maruizrico baby gurl

PUG QUEEÉ






tags: #me
2 headphones in: don't talk to me
1 headphone in: don't talk to me
no headphones in: don't talk to me